Typically when my wife asks me to go shopping I feign a burst appendix or try to think of something I have to do around the house.
My wife loves to shop. She is good at it. She will spend hours wandering and looking. She gets good deals.
I like to commando shop. No - that's not shopping without underpants. It is knowing what single item you want before you go into the store, heading right to it without distraction, taking less than a minute to grab it and heading directly to the check out. The mission is complete in 3 minutes and 15 seconds if the check out line is short. If I am in the store for more than 5 minutes I expect my unit to come in on a rescue mission.
Ikea, the Swedish furniture giant, has come up with a great idea. They have a room for guys to play foosball or watch football. Sort of like a daddy day care, only it is dad who is being watched.
I can't wait for this to come to the US. I will actually want to go to Ikea. My wife can browse to her heart's content while I catch up on ESPN. I wonder if I can show up in my pajamas?
Two dudes play a game of foosball in IKEA's Manland, an adult play area for those bored husbands and boyfriends. Photo: YouTube
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